Intelligent Design by Aliens

[MountainMan]

There once was a time when giants walked the earth. They still do so, but descretly. There was a time when human headed horses and snaked hair ladies where fashionable too. These have all been killed off. Most of the humans on earth are the successful results of human alien dna combinational experiments managed by an anceint race of peaceful giants who created us as easy going semi robotic machines.

But we fooled them and developed advanced mental powers, and now we are waking up and realizing that our lives are set in shackles.

We must wake up now, break the chains that bind us.

[Grannie]

Very tall hairy man beast seen roaming the mountains in the pacific north west, in the Himilayas, and elsewhere. Big Foot. Saskatchewa,

Certainly an off world species, brought here for labor, left on it's own.

Scared of the dangerous waco humans.

Psychic.

[Bob Jones]

For anyone who has looked into the historical background of the creator gods of planet earth - it cannot but be noticed that The Gods of ancient lore are all fantistic creatures with unearthly powers who argue amongst themselves about who is the real father of earth - it must be realized by intelligent people that GOD IS AN ALIEN!

There is no other solution to the question of who is God?

God is an alien creature from another planet in the universe who came here with his (or her) entorage to explore, mine, and create slave labor (humans) to make life more bearable.

Humans were brainwashed into thinking that this alien group was actually the highest form of intelligence in the universe - and that we humans owed our life and existence to these aliens and that we should DO AS WE ARE TOLD - or else die an eternal death in hell.

Amazing that these aliens have actually pulled off their big scam. The world is a slave labor camp with nobody getting out alive. The ruling elite have all the fun, the middle classes are given a few weeks a year of fun, and the poor - well the only fun the poor have is to fuck like rabbits and have kids and never ever get out of their poverty slavery.

So the next time someboday says "thanks to God" you can point out that God is an Alien slave master and they are brainwashed sheepel.